TOP TEN REASONS WHY SOCCER IS NOT A SPORT…
10. It is possible to play an entire game and not have to touch the ball.
9. There is no playbook.
8. Everyone gets a trophy just for playing.
7. No huddles.
6. Game ends in a 2 – 2 tie and everyone is o.k. with it.
5. It is the same as ice hockey without the ice.
4. Game ends in a 0 – 0 tie and everyone calls it a great game.
3. Because they only show highlights on ESPN every four years.
2. There is no reason to run that much unless someone is chasing you.
1. Two words: Soccer Mom.