Monday, January 15, 2007

top ten

TOP TEN REASONS WHY SOCCER IS NOT A SPORT…

10. It is possible to play an entire game and not have to touch the ball.

9. There is no playbook.

8. Everyone gets a trophy just for playing.

7. No huddles.

6. Game ends in a 2 – 2 tie and everyone is o.k. with it.

5. It is the same as ice hockey without the ice.

4. Game ends in a 0 – 0 tie and everyone calls it a great game.

3. Because they only show highlights on ESPN every four years.

2. There is no reason to run that much unless someone is chasing you.

1. Two words: Soccer Mom.

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